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My Home [[Go to Sleep|Sleep]] [[Go to City|City]]

You get a good night's sleep, you oversleep by <<print $oversleepHours>> hours <<set $hours to 18 - $oversleepHours>> <<set $day to $day + 1 >> [[Wake up|Home]]

Fancy office <> <<if $hours < 4>> I lack the energy for any more shifts today <</if>> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[1] and $hours >= 4>> [[Work as Janitor|Work - Janitor]] <</if>> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[2] and $hours >= 4>> [[Work as Janitor|Work - Intern]] <</if>> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[3] and $hours >= 4>> [[Work as Janitor|Work - Salesperson]] <</if>> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[4] and $hours >= 4>> [[Work as Janitor|Work - Chief of Sales]] <</if>> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[5] and $hours >= 4>> [[Work as Janitor|Work - Department Manager]] <</if>> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[6] and $hours >= 4>> [[Work as Janitor|Work - CEO]] <</if>> <> <> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[0]>> [[Get Job|Hired Janitor]] <</if>> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[1] and $intelligence >= 20>> [[Get a Promotion|Hired Intern]] <<elseif $officeRank === $officeRanks[1]>> I'll need 20 Intelligence to be promoted <</if>> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[2] and $intelligence >= 50 and $charm >= 20>> [[Get a Promotion|Hired Salesperson]] <<elseif $officeRank === $officeRanks[2]>> I'll need 20 Charm & 50 Intelligence to be promoted <</if>> <<if $officeRank === $officeRanks[5] and $intelligence >= 250 and $charm >= 120>> [[Get a Promotion|Hired CEO]] <<elseif $officeRank === $officeRanks[2]>> I'll need 20 Charm & 50 Intelligence to be promoted <</if>> <> [[Return to City|City]]

You work cleaning the office, earn $40 @ $10/h <> <<set $cash to $cash + 40>> <<set $hours to $hours - 4>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

Great work today You work as an office intern/coffee fetcher, earn $60 @ $15/h <> <<set $cash to $cash + 60>> <<set $hours to $hours - 4>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

You're smashing sales bud You work selling software, earn $100 @ $25/h <> <<set $cash to $cash + 100>> <<set $hours to $hours - 4>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

Your teams doing, great your almost catching up with mine You work managing and helping the sales team, earn $200 @ $50/h <> <<set $cash to $cash + 200>> <<set $hours to $hours - 4>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

Catch you tommorow boss-man You manage the entire sales department, earn $340 @ $85/h <> <<set $cash to $cash + 340>> <<set $hours to $hours - 4>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

See you tomorrow sir You manage the company, earn $600 @ $150/h <> <<set $cash to $cash + 600>> <<set $hours to $hours - 4>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

Nice to see you join our ranks Congrats you've been hired as a Janitor earning $10/h <<set $officeRank to $officeRanks[1]>> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

Welcome to the sales team, you'll learn a lot here Congrats you've promoted to Intern earning $15/h <<set $officeRank to $officeRanks[2]>> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

You've grown glad to have you on the team Congrats you've promoted to Salesperson earning $25/h <<set $officeRank to $officeRanks[3]>> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

So we think you're ready to run your own team now. Congrats you've promoted to Chief of Sales earning $50/h <<set $officeRank to $officeRanks[4]>> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

You've smashed our sales records!, you'll be CEO in no time Congrats you've promoted to Department Manager earning $85/h <<set $officeRank to $officeRanks[5]>> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

Welcome to the executive suite, it's all on your shoulders now, but I'm sure you'll lead us well Congrats you've promoted to CEO earning $150/h <<set $officeRank to $officeRanks[6]>> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Office|Office]]

Day: $day Cash: """$"""$cash Strength: $strength Intelligence: $intelligence Charm: $charm /* 4 is 4am, 18 is total available hours with all oversleep improvements */ Time: <<print 4 + 18 - $hours>>:00 (💤@22:00) Job: $officeRank <html> <a href="https://github.com/aronedwards91/twine-life-rpg" style="font-size:12px">Git/Source Code</a> </html>

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This is the story about a generic human & their life <> <<set $day to 1>> <<set $cash to 120>> <<set $strength to 10>> <<set $intelligence to 10>> <<set $charm to 10>> <<set $maxSkillLvl to 300>> <<set $gymlevel to 0>> <<set $havePlayScript to false>> <<set $officeRanks to ["none", "Janitor", "Intern", "Salesperson", "Chief of Sales", "Department Manager", "CEO"]>> <<set $officeRank to $officeRanks[0]>> <<set $hours to 10>> <<set $oversleepHours to 8>> <> [[>>>>|Intro2]]

More introduction [[Visit City|City]]

Educational academy <> <<if $intelligence > $maxSkillLvl>> <<set $intelligence to $maxSkillLvl>> <</if>> <<if $hours < 2>> I lack the energy for any more learning today <</if>> <<if $intelligence < $maxSkillLvl and $hours >= 2>> [[Learn|Academy - gain intelligence]] <<else>> I've learned all I can <</if>> <<if $cash > 49 and $intelligence < $maxSkillLvl and $hours >= 2>> [[Tutoring for $50|Tutor - gain intelligence]] <<elseif $intelligence < 301>> I lack the funds to be tutored <</if>> <> [[Return to City|City]]

You have gained intelligence <> <<set $intelligence to $intelligence + 2>> <<set $hours to $hours - 2>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Academy|Academy]]

congrats player, you're really picking this up! You have gained +4 intelligence <> <<set $cash to $cash - 50>> <<set $intelligence to $intelligence + 6>> <<set $hours to $hours - 2>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Academy|Academy]]

basic gym <> <<if $strength > $maxSkillLvl>> <<set $strength to $maxSkillLvl>> <</if>> <<if $hours < 1>> I lack the energy for any more training today <</if>> <<if $strength < 40 and $gymlevel is 0 and $hours >= 1>> [[Workout|Gym - gain strength]] <<elseif $strength >= 40 and $gymlevel is 0>> I'm too strong for this small gym <</if>> <<if $strength < 120 and $gymlevel is 1 and $hours >= 1>> [[Workout+|Gym - gain strength2]] <<elseif $strength >= 120 and $gymlevel is 1>> I'm too strong for this gym <</if>> <<if $strength < $maxSkillLvl and $gymlevel is 2 and $hours >= 1>> [[Workout++|Gym - gain strength3]] <<elseif $strength >= $maxSkillLvl and $gymlevel is 2>> I have reached peak strength! <</if>> <> <> <<if $cash >= 1200 and $gymlevel is 0>> [[Invest in Gym for $1200|Gym - invest1]] <<elseif $cash < 1200 and $gymlevel is 0>> I lack the funds to invest in the gym <</if>> <<if $cash >= 2500 and $gymlevel is 1>> [[Invest in Gym for $2500|Gym - invest1]] <<elseif $cash < 2500 and $gymlevel is 1>> I lack the funds to invest in the gym <</if>> <> [[Return to City|City]]

nice gains bro You have gained strength <> <<set $strength to $strength + 1>> <<set $hours to $hours - 1>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Gym|Gym]]

Investing in the gym, the equipment improves <> <<set $gymlevel to 1>> <<set $cash to $cash - 1200>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Gym|Gym]]

sweet sesh man You have gained +2 strength <> <<set $strength to $strength + 2>> <<set $hours to $hours - 1>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Gym|Gym]]

Investing in the gym, the equipment improves <> <<set $gymlevel to 2>> <<set $cash to $cash - 2500>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Gym|Gym]]

nice guns my brother! You have gained +5 strength <> <<set $strength to $strength + 5>> <<set $hours to $hours - 1>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Gym|Gym]]

Basic Theatre <> <<if $charm > $maxSkillLvl>> <<set $charm to $maxSkillLvl>> <</if>> <<if $hours < 1>> I lack the energy for any more theatre work today <</if>> <<if $charm < 100 and $hours >= 1>> [[Practice acting|Theatre - gain charm]] <<else>> I'm past basic practice <</if>> <> <> <<if $cash >= 20 and $havePlayScript is true && $charm < $maxSkillLvl and $hours >= 1>> [[Hold play, costs $20|Play - hold play]] <<elseif $cash < 20 and $havePlayScript is true >> I need some basic funds to setup a play <<elseif $charm >= $maxSkillLvl and $havePlayScript is true >> My skills in charm have peaked <<else>> If I had a script we could put on a play... <</if>> <> <> <<if $cash >= 800 and $havePlayScript is false>> [[Purchase script for $800|Play - buy script]] <<elseif $cash < 800 and $havePlayScript is false>> I lack the $800 funds to purchase a script <</if>> <> [[Return to City|City]]

Great practice session, you're really improving! You have gained charm <> <<set $charm to $charm + 1>> <<set $hours to $hours - 1>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Theatre|Theatre]]

Hoppe you like my script You can now put on a play <> <<set $havePlayScript to true>> <<set $cash to $cash - 800>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Theatre|Theatre]]

It was wonderful! great job You hold a play, impressing the crowd, charm grows by 5 <> <<set $charm to $charm + 5>> <<set $cash to $cash - 20>> <<set $hours to $hours - 1>> <> [[Return to City|City]] [[Stay in Theatre|Theatre]]